May 2013
90 posts
Anonymous asked: Hey Dj you're perfect, I hope you're having a nice day <3
mom: hey can i borrow your compu-
me: *swallows laptop*
mom:
me:
mom:
me: what computer
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Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
guys: why do girls care about their weight so much, it's so annoying
guys: ew, fat chicks
zaymmaliks:
SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR
It kinda sucks when you get in the habit of talking to someone every night. And then one night when they’re not there, everything’s just so lonely and it’s hard to sleep.
populardad:
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
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teacher: NO DON'T PACK UP WE STILL HAVE .00000007 SECONDS OF CLASS LEFT!
